What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

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What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents