How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates like TIG welding so much?

Because they have a good supply of ARRgon.

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many suh dudes does it take to fix a light bulb?

It's already lit fam

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.