How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.