What do you call a cow that has abortion?

Decaffeinated

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Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.