What do you call a pimp without a cane?

A caneless pimp.

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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!