What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

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Why do divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!