What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

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What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!