How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom?

r/showerthoughts

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise