How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

Why did the farmer get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise