How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"