What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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What does Santa call the elf police?

The Po Po Po.

Why does Santa give better presents to rich kids?

Because poor kids have behavioural problems! *rimshot*

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah