What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

What's another name for Santa's elves?

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What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock