Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

Introvert Jokes More Introvert Jokes

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract