How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!"

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

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Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

Why are blind people bad computer programmers?

Because they can't C.