What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

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What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

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Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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What do you call a pimp without a cane?

A caneless pimp.

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.