What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

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What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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What do you call a pimp without a cane?

A caneless pimp.

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!