Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

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Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

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What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

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Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup