Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

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Israel Jokes More Israel Jokes

What's the National Vegetable of Israel?

Ariel Sharon

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.