Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.