Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Because her children were not very bright.

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What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven