Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

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What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

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What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.