What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

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What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

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What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.