Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

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What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!