What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

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What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

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Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President