What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

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Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President