What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

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How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.