How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

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What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.