How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

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What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.