What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears. )

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.