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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

4 Girl Jokes More 4 Girl Jokes

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over