How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

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What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.