An Alley-Gator
Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
A Bowl (B-Owl)
If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.