Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

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Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile