Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.