What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter?

Because she was a little tart.