What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.