What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

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