What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

Which Spanish superhero has three wives?

Amor-Man

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

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