I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Chicken sees a salad
A Bowl (B-Owl)
How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.
They are both green and get smoked in bowls!
Ebowla
A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.
Because the pee is silent.
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
Ebola
Natasha Ramenoff
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"
They are both more enjoyable with dates!
Seizure Salad.
Look, donut seeds!
Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost
Bowl me over !
If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.
He bowled long hops !
It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.
A purrfect meal !
Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.
Because snakes make lots of strikes.
Because just one more and it would be two-farty
An Alley-Gator
Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
Just flush it like everybody else does."
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.
A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.
so they can reuse the phone after the explosion
Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!
Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
Surreal.
Coma-toast.
You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.
You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!
Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.
Velcro.
Because they always blow their trunks off!
It packs its trunk and leaves.
