Bowl Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ?

Bowl me over !

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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How does a baby Wookie get around?

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

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What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

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How do you know when you should get a puppy?

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

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What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

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What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree?

A PARTY SPLUNGE!

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.