Sorority Girl Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls?

A whorde.

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What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

Why do sorority girls travel in odds?

Because they can't even!

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs?

Because they can't even.

Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they *can't even*!

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

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What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training

What's a sorority girls favorite camera?

A Like uh

Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs?

Because they can't even

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What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

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What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

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What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Sorority Jokes More Sorority Jokes

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

Why do sorority girls travel in odds?

Because they can't even!

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.