Sorority Jokes

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's?

Because omg they can't even.

Odd Numbered Group Jokes More Odd Numbered Group Jokes

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do teenage girls only hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they literally cannot EVEN right now, ugh!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

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What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit