Sorority Jokes

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Cunning Array Jokes More Cunning Array Jokes

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

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What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Odd Numbered Group Jokes More Odd Numbered Group Jokes

Why do white girls only go out in odd numbered groups?

Because they literally can't even.

Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.