Because they can't even.
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Because they literally cannot EVEN right now, ugh!
Two for me and one for you.
Because they literally can't even.
Because they *can't even*!
I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
They can't even.
Single Handedly
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
Your girl has to chew before she swallows.
It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.
After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
Do they think they're gonna magically start walking
A Pencil cause he's full of lead!
Cuatro Sinko
A comic relief.