Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch