Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.