Cheers, mate.
He used the Hookshot!
Tsar Napoleon.
The Game
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Cake.
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
Because they are missing two towers.
Some day you will be red!
Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!