What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks