What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

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Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !