What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips