What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

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What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.