What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.