What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

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What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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Cheech Marinade!

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Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.