What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

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What happened to Wendy from Wendy's?

The Baconator"

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.