What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

What happened to the fish?

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What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car?

A rental car can go anywhere

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.