What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car?

A rental car can go anywhere

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.