What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!