What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

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How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

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Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What did the network engineer give to his fiance?

A token ring.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance