What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

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What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean?

Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

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Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

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What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance