Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost
We do.
Because they switched to Comcast.
I don't know, I just fly the drone
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
They are both green and get smoked in bowls!
Chicken sees a salad
300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."