What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander

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What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

New Zealander Jokes More New Zealander Jokes

What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.