Because snakes make lots of strikes.
In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.
Snakes and Larders !sna
2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.
A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls
They are both more enjoyable with dates!
Because the pee is silent.