What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.

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What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.