What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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What paint is most popular in modern buildings?

Microsoft Paint

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.