What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

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What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.