Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Grizzly Jokes More Grizzly Jokes

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.