Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

Grizzly Jokes More Grizzly Jokes

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.