Grizzly Jokes

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

a bearoplane

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What's the suite number on that address?

8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What is the result?

A tie.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

College Jokes More College Jokes

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate