Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

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Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar