Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

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What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution