iPatch
It's all played in the high C's.
A pirate.
They both don't work and always take your money
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.
Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!
Law-suits
Under-bear.
His matey told him he needed an iPatch
