What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work?

Manuel labour.

How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

How do you make apple jelly?

google maps.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Ipatch Jokes More Ipatch Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch