iPatch
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"
Because it was a mail dominated industry
Both cant work without chains.
Steve Jobs went underground.
They both look better hanging.
What Am I Wearing Today
Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove
His matey told him he needed an iPatch
