Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

People Jokes More People Jokes

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'