Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

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What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

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Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

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What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark