Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

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Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

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What's the most racist math discipline?

Statistics.

Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.