Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

What are you people doing?

making this crap up.

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How's it like living in a totalitarian regime?

Can't complain.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

What's the most racist math discipline?

Statistics.