Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

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Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

Why are sea sponges good at statistics?

They understand coralations!