Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

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What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!