Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Zelda Jokes More Zelda Jokes

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Kingdom Jokes More Kingdom Jokes

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !