Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

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What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

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What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character?

Zell, duh!

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

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How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"

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What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory?

Head Ganon

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.