How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

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They are missing 2 towers

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Neither can finish a play.

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She kept running from the ball.

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Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

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Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !

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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

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