Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
Because it was two tired.
By tying a knot on its tail.
Because he lost his bat, man.
Mountains peak.
A velocirapture
Well, the cross was a big plus
Because they fought both tooth and nail!
It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!
He's always nailed to the boards....