What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

What's the best thing about deadly snakes ?

They've got poisonality !