What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What did Jesus say to the Mexicans?

Don't do anything until I get back

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What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.